A bit of topical doggerel.
Explosives heah! Commercial grade
We ship ‘em out and we get paid.
We see you’ve ordered half a ton,
We’re sure that you’ll have lots of fun.
Be sure to check the discount shelf.
He seems real quiet, keeps to himself.
We don’t much care, his Visa works
He gets our frequent buyer perks
No need to fear in lil’ Live Oak
and if we’re wrong, buy you a Coke.