Yeah, you heard me.
A whole butt-load of responders were called to the scene of a gluteus accident yesterday afternoon, in what may have been the most embarrassing emergency of the summer. The Sentinel reports that the 21-year-old man in question, “injured his buttocks” after jumping feet first into water – perhaps overly eager to escape yesterday’s sweltering heat? – and that his tuckus took it from something submerged under the water. He had to explain his broke-ass to Felton Fire, State Parks and American Medical Response.
More details here at the Sentinel’s police blotter.
